Poopoohead *grin*
"Today, down in Washington, the FBI stopped a heavyset, unemployed bearded guy.
Turned out to be Al Gore." -David Letterman

"Pull Worm pulls over. Get it? It's a pun!" ~Mysto
"I am the lamest person alive. There is no one quite as lame as me. I will follow and obey the rules of the CPS for all eternity, and I will hopefully be accepted into their incredible ranks."